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merasmus:

fagome:

EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO IN MY ACTIVITY I SEE THIS FCKING POST AND IT SAYS TOP POST +163 WHO TF GOT IT 163 NOTES IM SO PISSED ITS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF THIS WOMAN SAYING A FART HOLDING SOME LARGE ASS BLUE BOOK WHO CARES ITS JUST A FART

A “fart”?

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source: naho-tan, via beartier)

sorry:

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

(Source: sorry, via unpopuler)

God: *creates the human butt*
God: Oh they are gonna love this

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

(via equalistmako)

octupac:

yeah but how many notes did ur post get in dog notes

(Source: ouijasquiji, via unpopuler)

flustered-fallen-pancake:

king-moriparty:

the angel of the lord

OH COME ON THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR ANYMORE
momofficial:

delete this

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

(via i-dont-believe-in-mountains)

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

(via gnarly)

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

image

(Source: marypoppinthatpussy, via i-dont-believe-in-mountains)

gnarly:

braddict:

Something important happened today. 

LMAO
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