the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
(Source: collxxn, via wintergoblin)
i’ve been forced to see the trailer for the trailer for fifty shades of grey many times and i have gathered that he owns a desk, a door and keys
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds
according to my calculations
wtf is morning wood
Thank you that’s exactly what I thought
(Source: cyberho, via pizza)
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
how much do islands cost i want one