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parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

septemberwildflowers:

good things about autumn

  • wearing layers
  • everything has pumpkin flavor in it
  • sWEATERS
  • when u step on leaves and they do the crumpy thing
  • mornings that are crisp and sweet and cold
  • crackly fires
  • the drop in temperature brings out an attractive natural flush
  • did I mention pumpkins
  • those eensy beensy ones
  • u know the ones i mean 
  • autUMN, GUYS

(via thatweirdblackkkid)

heartholds:

i want to sleep next to you. i want to sleep next to you and i want to wake up in the middle of the night and roll over and kiss you and know that you aren’t going anywhere. 

(via floweringfear)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

(via unpopuler)

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

(via unpopuler)

so-personal:

everything personal

Feeling worse than ever and I have absolutely no one.

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.
familyfriendlyporno:

this is a lot to take in all at once
so-personal:

everything personal
spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive
sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?



Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.
legfruit:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

sickhypnotik:

keyisabottom:

"malala is a role model for EVERY LITTLE GIRL regardless of race and religion"
no no n
o
no no fuck stop it
it is not regardless of race and religion she is a role model SPECIFICALLY for muslim little girls around the world. little white girls around the world have TONS of role models. everywhere. literally all over television, books, you name it. admire Malala, yes. that’s not what is being said. do not take something that is meant for a specific culture simply because you want it.

do..you.. know anything about Malala?  because I’m pretty sure she would read what you just said and be severely disappointed.
this post makes me so angry.  you are actually implying that this little girl is not allowed to be inspired by Malala because this girl isn’t Muslim, and that is just… so wrong.  That’s terrible.  


My philosophy of non-violence was only meant for Indians! Everyone else should just ignore me.

My charity was only meant to inspire my native Albanians. Everyone else should just forget about it
My courage and perseverance should only be a light unto fellow disabled people. Other people should realize I am just “not for them.”

My discoveries? GERMANS ONLY!
My charity work was really only meant to inspire Brits, not actually help anyone who isn’t my skin color and nationality.

I only care about Tibet. The rest of the world can suck it!
….seriously?
-Jafar

i literally cannot believe someone just got schooled by jafar from aladdin
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